Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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