yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Houston, we have a blender
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
