Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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