Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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