My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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