Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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