i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
