@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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