The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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