i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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