i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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