Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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