dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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