every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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