i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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