I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
is it fun? or sober?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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