Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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