I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
