I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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