office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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