Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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