But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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