What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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