Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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