I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
vagina is talking i cant
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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