So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she pinky promised me she was 18
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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