nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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