just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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