I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I stole a fireplace last night.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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