Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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