Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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