I'm jealous of your bromance
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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