i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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