I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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