I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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