so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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