they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
