I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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