I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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