no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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