I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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