Swine flu. Run for my life!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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