I wannas sexs uuuuu
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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