so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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