The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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