We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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