I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
this will be a night to untag.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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