Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Dick very happy bro
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
