Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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