and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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